Wednesday, May 6, 2009

albums reviews based on the first play on words that I make from the album title

Bonnie "Prince" Billy- Beware
You should beware of this album.

Woods- Songs of Shame
It's a shame that these songs are so awful.

Pains of Being Pure at Heart- Pains of Being Pure at Heart
More like the Pains of Listening to This Album.

Morrissey- Years of Refusal
I wish this had been the year that I refused to listen to another terrible Morrissey release.

Dirty Projectors- Bitte Orca
I would rather bite an orca than listen to this album again? ...sorry

Bill Callahan- Sometimes I Wish We Were an Eagle
Sometimes I wish I had not bothered with this record.

Magnolia Electric Co.- It's Made Me Cry
Too easy.

White Rabbits- It's Frightening
Too easy.

Fischerspooner- Entertainment
Hardly qualifies as such.

I am forced to inquire: what now, bizz-itches?


  1. As our mutual friend Ben Breuninger would say, "loltastic"

  2. Well actually he probably wouldn't because he wouldn't be familiar with these albums. But then again I'm not familiar with many of these and I still found them as such. I think the point I'm trying to make is that he uses that term frequently.