The answer to the above question is a resounding "yes"!
Thanks to the immense generosity of John Teoli (founder, editor, and sole contributor to a quality new music blog called Quality New Music), Pretension and Perk now has a logo. Teoli rose to the challenge quite proficiently, satisfying all three of my requirements: it had to include me, it had to have a gramophone, and it had to fit the color scheme. He even managed to keep any sort of obscene images out of this logo, which came as a huge surprise to me.
I'm so goshdarned excited that I might actually write that review of the Dinosaur Jr. show after all! But just so you know it will mostly be just complaints about the venue.